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07 April 2006

I’ve just invented a new cocktail.
It’s called The Spinster’s Companion
Ingredients: Glass. Kitten.
Serve chilled with a dash of lemon.
The perfect accompaniment to sitting back and watching a DVD of Friends of Sex & Buffy The Slayer of Lost Desperate Coronation Street’s Housewives from Hollyoaks.
Serves: One
posted by Duncan Idaho @ 9:52 PM
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