Let’s pretend we’re ill


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29 October 2005

Hypochondria (hy·po·chon·dri·a) (n) The persistent conviction that one is or is likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness is neither present nor likely, and persisting despite reassurance and medical evidence to the contrary.

Feminism is spiritual, ideological and emotional hypochondria.

It is the persistent conviction by modern women that they are harassed, oppressed, abused and above all victimized despite modern women failing to display any symptoms to back this up, and against the evidence suggested by those few brave enough to raise issue with their complaints.

They claim western women are “forced” into “gender-specific” roles, such as motherhood, when Western governments go out of their way to encourage girls to take up careers instead of families and force companies to recruit women over men.

They insist that women are constantly being raped and beaten by brutal men as a method of The Patriarchy keeping females down, when in fact only a tiny minority of women are subjected to such grotesque indignities, by just a tiny minority of men, whilst the majority of men are disgusted by such crimes (after all, rapists are on the lowest rung of the prison hierarchy; even armed-robbers, murderers and junkies hate men who rape women, hardly evidence of men generally approving of such an abuse of women.)

They demand that something must be done about the lack of attention to women’s health when far more money is spent on women’s health than men’s, as is clear by their longer life spans and the way every day seems to be Breast Cancer Awareness Day.

Finally, they think that there is some sort of war against women, some big conspiracy to abuse them, keep them down and deprive them of their rights, whilst all across the Western world it is men who are dying young, being locked up, failing in schools that are hostile to boys, regularly stripped of their assets and children by divorce laws and committing suicide five times more often than women.

Yet still feminists bleat on about how oppressed Western Women are, unable to comprehend the idea of ever pausing in their lunatic ravings and seeing that they are, in fact, the most pampered demographic on Earth.

Just as a child will feign illness to get out of going to school, feminists feign oppression and victimhood on behalf of their sisters to get out of being held accountable for their actions and forced to actually contribute to society instead of bleeding it dry and screeching for more. And just as a child will continue to feign illness to get a few more days off of school, feminists will continue to feign opression and victimhood to get a few more generations of pampering.

It’s time for men to stick a big clinical thermometer up women’s collective rectums, pull it out, wave it in their faces and shout “You’re not that ill, it’s not that bad. Now stop your whining, for fuck’s sake!!”

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 12:29 PM
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At 9:12 PM, TestSubjectXP said…

Yet still feminists bleat on about how oppressed Western Women are, unable to comprehend the idea of ever pausing in their lunatic ravings and seeing that they are, in fact, the most pampered demographic on Earth.

So, so, so very true.

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