The marriage strike at 30,000 feet


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17 February 2006

Excerpt from the script to Airplane!:

Stewardess: Booo-hooo (she cries)
(Rumack goes over to comfort the sobbing stewardess)
Rumack: Are you alright?
Stewardess: Oh, Dr. Rumack, I’m scared. I’ve never been so scared. And besides, I’m 26 and I’m still not married! Boo-hoo!
Rumack: We’re going to make it, you’ve got to believe that.
(Female Passenger enters)
Female Passenger: Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we’ll be landing?
Rumack: Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?
Female Passenger: Well, to be honest, I’ve never been so scared. But still, at least I have a husband.
(Stewardess sobs harder)

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 8:31 PM
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