Bumper stickers

16 May 2006

I go from zero-to-bitch in 2.5 seconds

I saw that on a car bumper sticker today, a crappy little woman’s car pulling up in a driveway. The driver, who promptly clambered out, wheezing and gasping at the effort of standing up, was a great lumbering, angry looking skank, probably one who was single and wondering why.

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 8:30 PM


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