Desperate houseskank


23 April 2006


I’m not anorexic but I am getting desperate

Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher has revealed the heartache of her disastrous search for ‘Mr Right’ and told of her fears that she will never have a relationship again.


Are we meant to give a shit?

“People expect that if you’re pretty, successful, the boyfriend mission should be easy.”

No, that applies to successful men and their girlfriend mission. Men don’t require a successful woman, so all the money in the world won’t change the fact that this skank is 41 and way past her expiration date.

“I never thought I’d be over 40 and have no one to go to dinner with, nor someone who loves me and whom I trust, but here I am. Sad but true.”

Welcome to the Western World after it’s been fucked over by feminism.

Hatcher says she decided to write the memoir in the hope that it will be a warning to other women about the dangers of allowing predatory men to exploit their insecurities.

Right…so it’s all men’s fault then? How predictable. Shag a load of losers and creeps, then claim they preyed on your insecurities and hope no-one notices your bad choice in men. Stupid bitch.

She’s twice-divorced, a single-mother, has fucked a load of junkies and losers and is past 40.

Any takers lads?

Didn’t think so.

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 2:41 PM

At 11:02 AM, Hmh said…

I really have to wonder… WHY are so many of them this clueless?


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