18 June 2006
Inspired by the amusing insults and abuse one can rapidly receive by simply speaking out against feminism and rejecting modern Western women, I’ve invented a great new game called Fembot Bingo!
It can be played anywhere – on blogs, forums or even real life, if that still exists – where you receive a torrent of abuse from a woman after daring to question the righteousness of feminism or, indeed, merely criticising or rejecting women in some way.
All you have to do is print out the following:
Each time the woman who is confronting you throws one of the listed accusations at you, you cross it off.
If you get a whole line (horizontally or vertically) you stand up and shout House!
If you get them all crossed off, you shout Fembot Bingo! and collect your prize, which is the self-satisfying knowledge that you’ve really, really pissed off some feminist.
posted by Duncan Idaho @ 7:16 AM
At 8:42 AM, Christopher said…
I just want to say that I recently discovered your site, and I check it out just about every day. I’m from the (formerly) good old US of A, and the misery you poor Brits go through is similar to what we face with our Ameriskanks. American women are truly the vilest creatures known to mankind, and so far I’ve escaped the noose for 45 years. Yee-ha!
At 9:07 AM, Anonymous said…
At 9:31 PM, Davout said…
At 12:07 AM, Anti Misandry said…
Duncan, that made me piss myself laughing. Wicked use of imagination, I’m gonna sell it to the Parker Brothers (Monopoly)… then i’ll be a millionaire off your back… Thanks for bringing me money, and laughter – all in one!
At 5:41 PM, Duncan Idaho said…
Too late Karl, I’ve already patented it, and I’ve also patented a new game called Dwork-a-roo.
It’s like Buck-a-roo but it features a foot-high model of Andrea Dworkin. Hanging from her dungarees are a variety of feminist possessions; rape-alarm, castration scissors, copy of The Vagina Monologues, etc. Players have to carefully pluck the items off without triggering the spring mechanism that sends Dworkin leaping into the air screaming “SHRIEK! Unhand me you filthy rapist! HELP!”
At 6:01 PM, voloohaar said…
At 3:04 AM, Anonymous said…
Love it Duncan! Next time I hear another woman say men are intimidated by strong women I’m going to put a insect or mouse on her shoulder and watch her start screaming. Yeah, so strong.
Aren’t women the ones clogging up 911 all the time with calls to the police because they’re afraid of this guy or that possible stalker. So strong… Yell Boo! and they wet their pants.
At 7:44 PM, Anonymous said…
The really sad thing about this is, the feminists don’t see anything wrong with showering men with this kind of abuse and all of its infinite variations – but watch what happens when you try and turn it around on them … fuck them and their transparently obvious double standards.
At 9:44 PM, TestSubjectXP said…
Needs a “fragile ego” spot.
At 3:57 AM, Martian Bachelor said…
Hey everyone! Here’s a small task we can work on to move things forward a nanometer: create a good definition for “fembot”.
I recently did this and posted it as a new entry at the Wiktionary(.org), but then some super-user came along and replaced my definition with the “real” definition: a female robot.
A bit of googling showed the word’s origin in mid-70s sci-fi. It was also ironic to learn that radical nutcase feminist Mary Daly used the term for any feminist who dared disagree with her – and was therefore a brainless casualty of patriarchy.
But the wiktionary def can be edited and added to, I suppose if we make it look more like a valid entry which encompasses all the various meanings. We could also add to the entirely sci-fi-centric article at the wikipedia.
Here’s roughly what I came up with…
Fembot: a mashing together of the words “female” and “robot”; a female who mindlessly repeats the lies, distortions, misperceptions, half-truths, and bogus claims commonly heard in Feminist Studies classes, and who responds to counter-arguments with the blank look (or indignation bordering on anger) typical of a robot fed discordant data.
At 5:19 AM, Luke Skywalker said…
There should be a rule on Fembot Bingo that if you get called a “misogynist” 10 times you get to cross off a square of your choice.