Tounge-in-cheek advice for ladettes


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16 July 2006

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British police tell boozy women to wear nice knickers

“For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think,” reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.

“If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended — for all our sakes, please make sure you’re wearing nice pants and that you’ve recently had a wax.

“Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you’re drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water between bevvies, or better still, don’t get in this sorry state — it’s not nice.”

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 1:46 PM

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At 1:10 AM, Anonymous said…

Not relevant to this article… but I thought I would post something amusing I heard recently.

Apparently, 50-something women are increasingly preying on 30-something men, so they can feel young again.

And, the men like this because with the older women, there is no pressure for marriage and children.

Not only are men rejecting 30-something women, they are saying “screw this” and just skipping a generation… because they can’t put up with their shit.

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