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14 July 2006

911 call for ‘cute’ deputy gets woman arrested

A woman who called 911 to get “the cutest cop I’ve seen” sent back to her home got a date all right — a court date.

The same sheriff’s deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff’s Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the “cutie pie” deputy return.

“He’s the cutest cop I’ve seen in a long time. I just want to know his name,” Dudash told the dispatcher. “Heck, it doesn’t come very often a good man comes to your doorstep.”

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

“Honey, I’m just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I’m 45 years old, and I’d just like to meet him again, but I don’t know how to go about doing that without calling 911,” she said.

“I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?”

Fuckin’ hell, how desperate are these lonely forty-something spinsters getting?

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 10:24 PM


At 11:04 PM, Phemisaurus Terribilis said…

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At 1:09 AM, Maximus said…


I really love it when posts such as the above turn up.

As a blogger/writer/reader one beams with pleasure and satisfaction when the round has found its mark, the target hit and the point driven home and you’ve caused them to return fire. It’s such a good feeling.

And contrary to their descriptions of people feeling threatened by feminism, it is they themselves who are the ones feeling insecure.

And just check out the stupid name. LOL! Obviously adopting such titles empowers them. Don’t forget, feminism is all about empowerment. Women need to be empowered, because they get such a raw deal at birth being born female. They don’t get the physical and mental power of men – and they know it – and then worse, at about 12 years of age, they get the curse – periods.

You can sort of understand their hatred of men, their angst, their jealousy and their feelings of inadequacy and fear of threat. Freud called it penis envy. And he was 100% correct.

And talk about feeling threatened? What man would ever feel threatened by some feeble minded, puny weakling of a girl, who, to increase her own stature must assume the mantle of an imaginary dinosaur?

I do so love these sorts of things.

Finally, as for feminists doing something right – yes, they are. They’re going the same way as the dinosaurs, into extinction. But I do enjoy their little thrusts and parries. Life’s going to be very dull when there aren’t feminists around for me to taunt and tease.


At 2:18 AM, Man_Thropology said…

Yo sore-ass

Why do you delight in the idea of being threatening to men?

Why are you happy at the thought of people being afraid of you?

Do you think that’s a good thing?

Coming from a group in society whom people are taught to fear I can assure you it’s not pleasant.

It’s not empowering in any way.

It’s bloody tiring.

Let me ask – do you think it’s wise to make people (especially men) feel frightened of you?

No one likes to feel threatened (do they?) 😉

So why would you propose the idea that woman are threatening to men when most men rarely consider this possibility and if they do swiftly dismiss it?


Surely all you’ve done is alert us to a threat we hadn’t picked up on.

Now where’s the sense in that?

So once you’ve got every man frightened to death of women – what next?

Do you think you’ll have won something? Do you think scared = powerless?

Obviously for you it does.

Do ya think that if you can frighten enough men you can dominate them?

Here’s my take – I’d rather fight 3 men who are not scared of me than one man who is.


Anyway, now we know – women are threatening to men, worse, they revel in being threatening to men.

Well, I don’t like people who are threatening to me and derive some perverted thrill out of it.

So yes you’ve accomplished your goal – you’ve got me scared, and now I view you with mistrust and hostility.

That was clever.

Shakes Head


At 5:29 AM, Anonymous said…

Unfortunately she won’t get any jail time … she IS a woman, after all, and we all know women are the weaker and gentler sex. Although it would be sweet to see a picture in the local newspaper of her picking up trash along the roadside as part of her community service, but in her case wearing a brightly-colored shirt with the large words, I Am A Stupid Cunt on it … yeah, like that’s gonna happen.


At 6:15 AM, voloohaar said…

Haha, maximus, great post!

“You can sort of understand their hatred of men, their angst, their jealousy and their feelings of inadequacy and fear of threat.”

Yea. Exactly.

But sadly, feelings like the ones you describe in the quote above are encouraged, rather than seen as pathetic. Never understood why.


At 10:01 AM, Duncan Idaho said…

I don’t know guys, Phemisaurus Terribilis has suitable shamed me. I might close my blog and join a Men Against Sexism group and fight for feminism, rather than against it.

(Chuckle snigger)


At 8:29 AM, Christopher said…

I live in Portland, Oregon, and just about choked when I read this story in The Oregonian the other day. It gives you some idea of the type of skanks we have to deal with out here in Oregon.




At 1:26 AM, Anonymous said…

I want to know why the phemisaurus comment was in relation to an article that effectively said “women ringing 911 for a date is wrong”.



At 2:13 PM, HAWKEYE said…

phemisaurus terribilis
the fact that you rejoice over censorship of free speech ,shows you are a truly evil minded person.
just look at the name you give yourself ,you like to parade around thinking that you are more wise than others because you can spell big words,ooooo so much pride ,so full of yourself .

“pride comes before a fall”


At 2:25 PM, Nat said…

Yes, women ringing 911 for a date is wrong. But, according to many posts, it is a common woman’s behavior. Most women wouldn’t do this sort of thing to have a date. And it has nothing to do with being single or not. People who have strange and bad behavior will have it even they are married. Many bloggers seem to be disgusted by thirty-something and forty-something women. I am the first person who would be happy to remain twenty-something all my life but unfortunately people get old. Nobody force a man to date a thirty or older woman if he doesn’t want to, even if he has her age. But I don’t think women deserve disrespect only because they are older than twenty.


At 1:22 AM, Anonymous said…

Nat: Yes, but people with strange and bad behaviour are less likely to be married though, correct?

On a more tongue in cheek note, I do wonder if the reason Phemisaurus Terribilis named themselves after a dinosaur is because, like a dinosaur, they are rather large so (sarcastically) they are oh so terrible.

Pity I really find that to be seriously terrible. I’d run from a Phemisaurus Terribilis, or kill it as a large portioned meal for my tribe. One or the other.


At 12:29 AM, Anonymous said…

I’d say the point is behaviour like this from women is on the increase, due to their increasing desperation. Come to think of it, has anyone else noticed the irony of women in this thread being desperate enough to post in order to get people to believe they are not desperate? … LOL


At 2:55 AM, HAWKEYE said…

i bet she is a fat 30 + ,with no bloke, and has a bedroom full of fluffy toys in a vain attempt to make herself look “cute”
woof woof
“go fetch the diamond ring ,fetch,fetch ,good girl


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