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02 November 2006


Duct tape no substitute for a babysitter, police say

A woman accused of duct-taping her two children together and leaving them home alone has been charged with child abuse, the sheriff’s office said.

Agla Nadia Vincent, 25, was arrested Monday following a seven-month investigation into whether she left her two boys, then aged 2 and 3, taped to each other while she went to work, said Lt. Annie Smith of the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.


In March, a witness heard the children crying and called the police. When military police arrived, they found the children taped in a bedroom with feces and cereal scattered on play mats on the floor, investigators said.

But daycare is soooo expensive!

No mention of a father, naturally. Probably ditched and divorced a long time ago, assuming she bothered to marry him first, and assuming she knows who he is. And assuming they have the same father!

Gotta love that deadpan headline though.

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 6:50 PM


At 1:25 AM, Anonymous said…

I wish someone would wrap fifty metres of duct-tape around her head – nice and tight.


At 8:15 PM, Anonymous said…

Yea, or tape her ass to a South bound train.



At 10:19 AM, radioguitar said…

How in the name of fuck did it take seven months of investigation to solve this case?!


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