A merry sing-a-long


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02 December 2006

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I was listening to some old Marilyn Manson album earlier, one I’d not listened to for a few years, and one song, Para Noir, contains a woman lewdly whispering lots of reasons why she’d fuck a guy.

The way these words are plainly uttered with determined ambition by the woman makes me imagine that this is pretty much what goes through most modern skank’s heads when they are trying to attract a man’s attention in the hope of fucking him, in more ways than one.

Or, to put it another way, this is what a woman would say whilst you tried to chat her up if she had taken some sort of pill that forced her, for fucking once, to actually be truthful about her motives and ambitions when she decided to grab her coat and hop into a taxi with you.

I’d fuck you for your money
I’d fuck you to control you
I’d fuck you so someday I can have half of everything you own
I’d fuck you to fuck you over
I’d fuck you until I find someone better
Then fuck you in secret
I’d fuck you because I can’t remember if I’d already fucked you before
I’d fuck you out of boredom
I’d fuck you because I can’t feel anything anyways
I’d fuck you to make the pain go away

I’d fuck you so I could feel something instead of nothing at all
I’d fuck you because you are beautiful
I’d fuck you because you are my nigger
I’d fuck you because I am your whore
I’d fuck you because you are a whore
I’d fuck you for fun
I’d fuck you for fun
I’d fuck you because I can
I’d fuck you so I have a place to stay
I’d fuck you so you will protect me

(The preceeding lyrics contained strong language and should not have been read by miners.)

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 3:25 PM

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At 5:39 PM, Anonymous said…

Manson is married.

I still want to marry. It is horrible not to be able to do that.

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At 5:45 PM, Anonymous said…

Someone wrote that women sell their beauty to the highest bidder. That may be true, but men are looking for the most beautiful woman.
So in effect both sexes are doing the same: looking for someone who offers most.

I still hope to find a good wife, who cooks, has ten children for me, offers sex and who is friendly.

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At 5:46 PM, Anonymous said…

And I will not look for such a wife in asia.
Asian women can be cute but they are simply too different.

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At 5:59 PM, Bernie said…

I think it’s OK for
miners to read those
lyrics, but not miners who are
minors. : ~ )

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At 7:41 PM, John Doe said…

Beautiful touch to put the disclaimer after the lyrics. I lol’d.

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At 10:49 PM, Schpengle Carrot-Tripe said…

hee hee, I like the belated “get out” disclaimer clause.
oh well better later than never. ‘sfunny, thats the way marriage goes too, ‘cept its never better there…
HO hum, bah humbug!

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At 12:14 AM, Anonymous said…

You won’t find those women in Asia anyway. Asian women are even more materialistic than Western Women. Look at the nonsense going on in Japan and India, that entire continent is no good.

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At 2:11 AM, Duncan Idaho said…

To be fair, I did pinch the belated-warning gag from The Simpsons, whereby an ultra-gory episode of Itchy & Scratchy is followed by the disclaimer:

The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.

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At 7:43 AM, Anonymous said…

Damn it, it’s unfair to single out miners and not allow them to read those lyrics. After all the digging they do, they sure as hell deserve to hear naughty lyrics if they want!

Oh, wait…. I bet you meant MINORS, didn’t you? 😀

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At 2:16 PM, Schpengle Carrot-Tripe said…

mmmm, I wonder which way this will go, some Emmerdale nobber, accused of rape
In the Caribbean, a 16 yr old girl.

right, better batten down the hatches for that one, Im sure the media will love it either way…….bloody vultures.

k
tara
me 🙂

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At 4:25 PM, MikeeUSA said…

Women’s Right’s is bad for men.

What have us men gotten from women’s rights? Marital rape laws (an Irish man was just jailed for 6 years for raping his wife), domestic violence laws, easy divorce laws, child support laws, etc etc etc.

http://mikeeusa.blogspot.com/
https://cat2.dynserv.org/bb/viewforum.php?f=43

Death To women’s Rights.

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At 5:56 PM, mfsob said…

Hmmmm … I’m thinking we’ve found a possible theme song for the men’s rights movement?

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At 11:46 PM, Anonymous said…

I still hope to find a good wife, who cooks, has ten children for me, offers sex and who is friendly.

Time machines occasionally show up on Ebay.

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At 12:27 AM, Anonymous said…

Hi Duncan. Do you know what happened to pook?

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At 3:51 PM, byrdeye said…

“Asian women are even more materialistic than Western Women.”

Bingo. They operate fully on the male provider model in Asia – where the man is a workhorse expected to provide for his whole extended family.

Now, we know all feminists are cake-eaters. So, what happens when you combine that older tradition with modern “me, me, me” feminism? Basically, the WORST OF BOTH WORLDS. Men will be stuck doing EVERYTHING for entitled divas who will then cheat on and divorce them at their whims…

Which is exactly what’s already starting to happen there now…

Be afraid fellas, be VERY AFRAID! The more men make this world a better place for women, the more they will use that against us!!!

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At 9:22 PM, Anonymous said…

Let’s all convert to Islam and toss the bitches into burkhas!

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At 10:22 PM, Anonymous said…

How to piss women off:

Become extremely attractive to women (physique, clothes, money, possessions) then reject them.

Women do this to men all the time.

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At 8:01 AM, Anonymous said…

Death To women’s Rights.
Let’s all convert to Islam and toss the bitches into burkhas!

That sounds very oppressive for women.

Time machines occasionally show up on Ebay.

I still love women. They have absolutely wonderful bodies and can be very nice.
Only the damned divorce laws destroy everything.

It is like in business: if there is no protection of contracts and if you can screw your business partner and rob him, then very few will do business. The same applies in countries with high taxes.

Marriage, which is in itself a contract, is the same. Those signing the contract have to be sure, that the state will protect it.

I wish to wake up and have a friendly woman at my side and be greeted by her when I come home from work.
I want her to be worthy of my efforts.

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At 1:35 PM, Brazilian Bachelor said…

“I still hope to find a good wife, who cooks, has ten children for me, offers sex and who is friendly.”

I wished that too, until I found out that even if I manage to find an amazing woman I would be DEAD trying to support ten children. Well, at least in Brazil!

I wonder how they did it in the past…

Woman flooded the job market making wages go as low as they could.

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At 1:38 PM, Brazilian Bachelor said…

And hey, I liked that “How to piss women off” maneuver!

I agree 5000%.

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At 6:44 PM, Mad Max said…

I think the answer is to quit working so hard to “improve” society and let it revert back to Mad Max Thunderdome…so women will need IMMEDIATE direct protection from GOOD men again.

Seriously, where do all these efforts get US? Breaking your back as a wage slave…for what? If you don’t have a leeching wife and family to support – all that loot is overkill.

The more anti-man laws and luxuries we invent and bless women with , the more they will use it against us.

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At 7:15 PM, Anonymous said…

@brazilianbachelor
I wished that too, until I found out that even if I manage to find an amazing woman I would be DEAD trying to support ten children. Well, at least in Brazil!

I wonder how they did it in the past…

Well, you need the money of course.
the problem is, that even if you do have the money for ten children, your wife can still rob you of your money when she has just one child.

In Germany you get 300€ for each child, so ten children should be easily possible without great funds of your own.

It is not a joke, I think 10-15 children would be nice: your neighbours would be envious.

A wife needs to be worthy of support. If she is not, the woman should remain a girlfriend.

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At 8:00 PM, Anonymous said…

http://www.dawneden.com/blogger.html

Check out this woman. A slut for 20
years and now “suddenly” has values
and wants to be celibate until
marriage.

My question is: Is a woman who had
1000 sex partners capable of being
reformed?

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At 10:09 PM, HAWKEYE said…

right on mad max
down tools boys ,and bring the government to its knees,
without our taxes to fund all this crap.they are fucked.
no point breakin our backs any more,
DOWN TOOLS go on the dole

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At 10:13 PM, Lucy said…

“300€ for each child”

Is that per week, per month, or what?

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At 12:22 AM, Anonymous said…

I don’t think giving up life is the best policy. Work for yourself, and that’s it. Start a business, do what you love and throw yourself into it.

The business will treat you better than any woman would.

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At 10:29 AM, Anonymous said…

@lucy
Is that per week, per month, or what?

I made a mistake. It is 154 € per month for the first, second and third, and 179€ per month for the fourth and subsequent children.

It is stil a lot but do not expect german women to bear many children.
The divorce laws destroy everything.

My wife should get her 5th child by the age of 25 if I marry her when she is 16.
Obviously she needs to be married young to get many children.

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At 11:04 AM, unpleasant bitter git said…

anonymous 8:00pm asked “My question is: Is a woman who had 1000 sex partners capable of being reformed?”

Possibly, but not this one. She’s just another deceitful attention seeking hypocrite trying to flog her book and be a “celebrity”.

Honestly, if the government passed a law forcing men to get married I’d rather have a prostitute who was honest about her work for a wife than one of these “reformed sluts/born-again virgin” types.

Here’s a blog that thinks she’s fulla shite too.

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At 8:29 PM, Anonymous said…

That’s why I like whores. Honest and upfront about what they are all about right from the beginning.

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