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17 January 2007

Why are you still single?

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It may seem like every guy except you has a committed, caring relationship with a woman who loves, trusts and respects him.

Actually, it doesn’t seem like that at all. It actually seems like most guys like me are free and single, a lot of others are shackled to a wife or live-in girlfriend who treats them like shit, spend their money, badmouths them and takes them for granted, whilst just a small number (often amongst the older generation) are married to women who love, trust and respect them.

What a brainless mangina. Look at him. Just look at him. Twat.

There then follows a stupid “quiz” which is not even worth reading through.

With this kind of attitude, it’s easy to see why single men occasionally wonder why they’re still single, howling the question at an uncaring sky.

Admittedly this guy is just writing a match.com advert disguised as an article, but still, it’s an insult to the intelligence for some twat in a hat to assume us single men are miserable at being free and single.

Why am I still single? Because I want to be, because it makes me happy, because its better than being shackled to a wife/live-in-girlfriend who’ll spend my money, nag me, and potentially ditch me yet leave me obliged to support her. This is what manginas and women – especially spinsters – need to accept; a lot of us men enjoy being single. Increasingly, we like not being married or co-habiting, as often even any form of relationship – save, perhaps, for sport-fucking – with women is a major hassle.

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 7:49 PM

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At 8:02 PM, Anonymous said…

We ARE happier. About two years ago, I began to realize I was so much more relaxed and optimistic when I wasn’t dating a woman.

A comic (don’t remember which one) summed it up best:

“When you don’t have a girlfriend, you really want one. When you have one, you think…(groans) Ohhh yeah. Now I remember why I didn’t one for so long.”

Women are fun as a diversion. They are like illegal drugs. The excitement and pleasure can be intense, but if you make it a habit, your life will go to hell. Bad analogy, I know, but it seems to fit.

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At 9:02 PM, Boyd-Boyd said…

I like pianos, man, but I don’t want one cluttering up my living room. The same with Cadillacs. Not that I want a freakin’ Cadillac in my living room. Nice to look at, but just not worth the upkeep. Believe it or not, some of us actually enjoy NOT being married or attached, and it’s not because we can’t get a date. I’ve found as I’ve gotten older that my choices in women have increased dramatically at the same time my interest and desire has purdy much bottomed out. Ain’t nature grand?

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At 9:33 PM, Guy said…

Yeah, this isn’t an article, this guy is a marketing douche for Match.com. Here’s his resume if you’re interested.

Interesting, that doesn’t look like his picture either, do a google image search.
He’s a gamer, not a cowboy.

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At 9:53 PM, onesavagemra said…

I lived with a girl for a few years, and I must say it was an eye opener. Although she wasn’t as lazy as many women I hear about, she was definitely looking to bag me and live comfortably at home doing shit all. Thankfully I dodged that bullet, and the past couple years since have been great. I can go out with friends and women anytime I want, yet have the privacy and space to do whatever the hell I want to do, whenever the hell I want to do it. I expanded my own business dramatically since she moved out, with a keen eye towards early retirement. I have dated a few girls here and there, and picked up some great hobbies to boot. I will never slave away for some ungrateful pig. If I could find a diamond in the rough I still wouldn’t marry unless either the divorce carnival changes, or I stumble across a crystal ball. The two are about equally as likely to happen, so I’ll stay smart…I’ll stay single. In fact I’ll remain single until the howling women reach their grand crescendo, and then stay single some more!! My greatest regret in all of this is that I always wanted to be a Dad. But sadly the brutal truth facing men like myself is having full knowledge of the real odds of my own children being taken from me by some ungrateful hate machine. This makes the very idea of having children now too much to even consider. And for that I will truly, and lastingly hate feminists forever. I would like to add that I enjoy the truth of this blog and many others. Duncan you are doing a fine job, and I hope that someday you will be able to bear witness to the destruction of the feminist movement. Long live the MRA’S!!!!

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At 9:56 PM, Anonymous said…

I don’t think they are even worth sport fucking, outside of the risk of disease you run yourself, why in the world should you have to make the effort for a woman? After you’ve done all the hard work of setting everything up, she’ll probably just pester you afterwards, and then complain to all her friends of what a jerk you are. It seems like all women talk to each other, so it’s not worth the hassle. Just say no to women period.

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At 9:57 PM, patriarchal-phoenix said…

You know, maybe I’m not all that happy being single…. Maybe spending my money on things that make me happy and doing things that I enjoy really aren’t they way to true happiness… Maybe all I need is a good girlfriend or wife to help me along, and guide the course that I take in my life…

Naahhh…
😛

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At 10:44 PM, VoodooJock said…

A guy looking like that shows up on any respectable ranch in Texas, the real cowboys are going to force-feed him horse biscuits until he gets the message.

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At 10:50 PM, A Canadian Liberal Against Feminism said…

A real women can be caring, loving, respectful, fun, strong, and awesome in bed. These women used to constitute a vast majority of the female population. Unfortunately thanks to feminazism, these women have become as rare as dinosaurs-they went extinct a long time ago.

Keep up the great work Duncan.

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At 11:14 PM, Chris said…

I’ve just come out of a relationship with my girlfriend of nearly four years. I was damn good to her, and she repaid me by going off to shag a 36 year-old Argentinian cheese maker (bear in mind, we’re both only 21).

I was heartbroken until I suddenly realized a few weeks ago that since I broke up with her my life has rocked!

I go to my summer job (which I love), flirt with chicks, come home any time I wants, play games til 4am, watch some filthy internet porn, then hog the covers and snore until 10am, at which point I get up, scratch, and repeat the process.

Fucking awesome!

Sure, sometimes I miss having a woman, but unless I find one who’s willing to do exactly as she should, I’m definitely not shacking up with one again!

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At 12:01 AM, InThePocket said…

I am one of those guys who could not get a woman even if I wanted..the kind they want to become friends with, or simply pass over. I was dealt the hand in life of being awkward and unattractive to women. (Here in the US, at least. In South America it is a different story. There, I have a chance).

However, it appears I am not missing out on much.

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At 12:56 AM, Anonymous said…

onesavagemra said

“My greatest regret in all of this is that I always wanted to be a Dad”.

I believe that many males feel the same way,but being old fashioned I would like to be marriage instead of having a child without marriage.Unfortunately the divorce laws in the U.S.make it better for a woman to be divorced than to stay married.Until this changes I will not even consider throwing myself under the bus that is called marriage.

JFSD

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At 1:45 AM, HAWKEYE said…

they are running a story on Australian TV ,and at that freak show feministing.com .
it is all about American single females are now in the majority,they are saying that it is due to females not wanting to marry ,but that is “crap” it is because they cant find a sucker to marry them.
the girls they interview for the story crap on about wanting a career but at the end they admit that they would like to marry and have kids(freeload)
the marriage strike has taken hold the world over and soon there will be shiploads of desperate females wanting to marry a man, ANY MAN
“ass rapes anyone”?
nah didnt think so

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At 5:01 AM, Anonymous said…

Duncan,

Posted for the first time the other day from Toronto. Gotta tell you guys, lots of guys are really kicking in. I think in the next five years we are going to see something dramatic in our favour…unfortunately our governments have decided to import from the Third World all the babies that our women decided would fare better rotting at the bottom of dumpsters.

My city, Toronto, will be a largely Third World city at least demographically within a decade. It is truly sad. Read a news release from Hockey Canada talking about marketing hockey in Canada due to changing demographics here.

MARKETING HOCKEY IN CANADA!!! What the Fuck!!!

Maybe America and Australia will survive. But the rest?

Try to eke out a living, get a hobby – fishing, hunting, porn, vids – and survive. But it ain’t gonna be pretty.

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At 10:08 AM, thirtyplus said…

“Sport fucking”. Lol. Too true.

Although when you understand how their minds work, sport fucking – and even more, getting them to do pretty much whatever you want – is not so hard.

Blog on Duncan. Blog on.

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At 1:41 PM, Misogynic_Gent said…

I come across annoying singles ads aimed at men practically everywhere online now. I can’t even play msn or yahoo checkers without seeing ads for desperate single women thrust onto my screen.

It’s humorous to see that skank worshiping hick suggest, “It may seem like every guy except you has a committed, caring relationship with a woman…” considering
51% of women and 49% of men in America are now living without a spouse.

If that ignoramus would open his eyes, read statistics or even keep up with the latest news, he’d discover that at least half of the guys out yonder aren’t in committed, caring relationships with women. What a load of hogwash that delusional, clownish looking, pseudo cowboy brings to the table.

A common preconception, also purported by Mr. Snakey, is that men who are single have no choice and couldn’t get a woman, due to assorted issues.

This pathetically applied reverse psychology is indented to make single men feel insecure, left out and bring ’em back in the game, preferably via the singles advertisement to the right of his page. It must be inconceivable to that diva bootlicking sellout that there are many healthy, successful, confident and principled men with excellent hygiene that are not only single by choice, but avoid women altogether.

Further, Mr. Sakey’s shaky list of narrow or outright feminine activities exposes his goddess worship mentality. For instance, many women like dancing, so to his feeble brain, dancing must be sacred and used as a yardstick to determine the soundness of men. Remember, if you don’t like dancing, you’re probably out of shape or have other issues.

When a man chooses to remain single, he’s branded as someone with inadequacies. While women, on the other hand are not only handed a free pass, but are praised for their independent lifestyle decision. Nice double standard there.

Whenever I do ask myself, “why am I still single?” the answer partly resides here in the archives that attest to the facts concerning the divorce rate and so forth. Aside from all the hard facts, I’d be hard pressed to find a woman with any character. I don’t engage in “sport sex” due to convictions that I strictly adhere to. To avoid STDs of course is another good reason to practice abstinence.

An increasing number of women are choosing to dress like slatterns for some reason. Have they nothing else to offer but a strip tease? Have they no shame whatsoever? It’s baffling that they dress like that, yet wonder why so many men are sex-crazed. I’d call that insanity.

I used to hear repeatedly how feminism sought to liberate women from being perceived as sex objects. I’m not exactly sure what happened, but women have made themselves nothing but sex objects. And as far as I’m concerned, a slut is a woman who resembles a slattern. Period. I refuse to change my definition and lower my standards.

That isn’t to suggest that I consider myself perfect. To the contrary. I’m self-correcting and strive for higher standards. I believe to some extent as Browning said, when the fight begins within himself, a man’s worth something. However, the fight within doesn’t include sucking up to the superficial and passing insignificant standards of western women, much less laughable quizzes from slaves (probably to hick bitches)like Matthew Sakey.

-John

P.S. Read the article from the link provided above for a good laugh. Duncan, I think most at EB would enjoy reading your commentary on it. It’s up to you of course. I wish I had more time to start my own blog.

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At 3:47 PM, Anonymous said…

Wow it’s worse than I thought. I went to that website Pr-Divorce Planning. Un-Fucking believable what these cunt lawyers are up to. This is just one part.

How early in the marriage does the “Sage Warrior” begin to formulate her battle plan? Should she even wait to get married? Why not start on the first date with a little discrete photocopying—maybe a quick dash over to Kinko’s on the way to the restroom?

I shit you not I got that right off the website. Yeah thats why we stay single you Match.com whores. Write an article on that.

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At 4:29 PM, Anonymous said…

Women are fun as a diversion. They are like illegal drugs. The excitement and pleasure can be intense, but if you make it a habit, your life will go to hell. Bad analogy, I know, but it seems to fit.

EXCELLENT analogy. I want to remember that one. Thanks!

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At 4:49 PM, ntm72 said…

Looks like this mangina is auditioning for “Brokeback Mountain 2” — he’s about as convincing in a cowboy hat as George W. Bush is.

Remember: Single = Happy = Free (no matter what some woman or pussy-whipped man says)

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At 5:47 PM, Anonymous said…

I’m a 22 year old bachelor, I honestly don’t care about being attached. I have been single for 4 years. The only reason to be with a women is for sex, to me because I just don’t care about having the company and I’m not so pathetic I need a women to love me. Even if feminism wasn’t around I wouldn’t marry it’s a joke in my opinion there is no benefit for men at all. I don’t want children either so I see no reason for me to marry. I’m not your average 22 year old though as much as I like getting pissed and going to clubs occasionally, I prefer solitude, quiet (yes quiet!) and to avoid that fake and pointless bullshit that is “dating”. I don’t hate women but see no point in moving in with them or marrying them I’m single and happy I know I can’t be guy alone on this.

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At 5:54 PM, Anonymous said…

There is a feedback link at the bottom of the article which lets you rate it.

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At 7:04 PM, A Nurse For An OBGYN said…

Please remember the following:

By age 22, 60% of women have at least one strain of HPV, the virus that causes genital warts and/or cancer. By age 50, that % rises to 90%.

80-90% of women have oral herpes.

30% of women have genital herpes, and the number is thought to be 50% for women in their twenties.

Condoms are ineffective -TOTALLY INEFFECTIVE- in preventing transmission. There is NO SAFE SEX when it comes to herpes or HPV. You will become infected if you have ANY sexual relations with an infected woman. These are life-long viral infections.

Western women are riddled with these diseases. How lucky do you feel?

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At 7:27 PM, Anonymous said…

Just thought I’d add that I overheard for the first time yesterday evidence that younger men are joining the marriage strike. I’m used to hearing older women complaining about how they can’t find any good men (at least that are willing to even consider dating them). I was quite surprised by the conversation I overheard on my way to class yesterday.

A young woman that looked to be about 19 or 20 was complaining to her friend that some guy she was interested in rebuffed her advances (she was decent looking too). It seems the man she had her eye on told her that having a girlfriend leads to having a wife; and he had zero interest in having a wife with the way things are in this country. I couldn’t help laughing at the indignation of the two. Good to see other men in their early twenties joining the cause.

– Rock

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At 7:42 PM, Anonymous said…

I think the cowboy is trying to look masculine. Altogether now – “It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A, YMCA”

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At 10:53 AM, DschinDschin said…

You are a single man? Ooohh! Do you have a problem?
I think, no!
Tell me the benefits a woman can give to a man?
Sex! Ok! An then? More sex! Yes, I agree! Other points! Much more sex!
Yep! All a woman can give to a man is sex, sex, sex and nothing else.
If you have a good salary, a proper furnished flat, basic knowledges in cooking and baking, fine friends, perhaps a dog or a cat, tell me boy the benefits, which am woman can give to you, others then sex?
And do not vorget: the emotions are inside your head. The orgasms are inside your head, are the product of your mind. It’s not the woman, who gives you the feelings, it’s your brain, only your brain. The sex in marriages ist not as good as it should be and the price, the man has to pay, is to high, much to high.
To be a single means, to be free.
DschinDschin

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At 10:09 PM, Smart22Boy said…

I’m in college and I broke it off with my girl last week after she kept badgering me about marraige after we graduate. Tried and tried to skirt the issue, finally said “no way, no how.” Talk about a pissed off bitch. She whined about all the time she invested in our relationship. Tough luck sister. If things were different maybe. My Dad and bro tell me stay single, Don’t marry them, live with them or get them pregnant. Wish I’d listened. She gave me herpes.

She watns me to marry her. RIGHT!

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At 4:15 PM, Anonymous said…

I am happy being 36 and free from debt and nagging american women. They ignore me and no longer waste my time. I like the freedom and money better- heck I can always head down to Brasil if I ever need a piece of ass.

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At 7:18 PM, Panzer said…

Fuck this guy, seriously what a douche-bag.

Panzer

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