Vagina Worship Day


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14 February 2007

Ah, t’is Valentines Day.

I love Valentines Day. Being single and male, it means I don’t have to pay for over-priced cards, pointless flowers, repugnantly cute Teddy Bears or outrageous trips to Paris for some screeching entitlement princess.

Best of all, I get to snicker at the growing ranks of aging single career gals at work, simmering with resentment as bouquets of flowers arrive for the younger women, knowing that they made a big mistake in shunning commitment when they were eligible and deciding to put off marriage until they were old and past it.

Today, one aging man-hating hag was bitching about another colleague, a woman who came in with the flowers her boyfriend gave her that morning and placing them proudly on her desk.

“Look at her, showing off,” grumbled the arch man-hater to another spinster as they hung around the photocopier like grazing wilderbeast.

Never fear you crones, I felt like telling them, for the young women drowning in flowers and cards will soon be old, they’ll soon be deserted by the guys they fucked their way through in their twenties, and they, too, will soon be thirty-something and lonely.

In fact, one woman was saying she was glad her boyfriend didn’t propose to her this morning because “I’m too young for marriage.” She’s 24. She went on to say that 30 was a good age to get married. Yeah, when she’s getting on a bit, when her biological clock is ticking down and her boobs are sagging. I’m sure she’ll be inundated with proposals then. Snigger. That’s what the 30+ hags at the photocopier probably thought when they were young, pretty and perky.

And just out of interest, I took the time to enquire of a couple of women what they got their boyfriends for Valentines Day.

“Nothing,” one replied, triumphantly, as if loving the fact that her boyfriend got her a diamond necklace (what a twat!) and yet she is under no obligation to give him anything in return.

“Nothing,” the other replied, actually sounding rather disgusted, as if the idea of buying anything for her boyfriend was repulsive and stupid. Well, it’s not as if she loves him or anything I suppose.

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 8:44 PM

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At 12:43 AM, Happy Bullet said…

hah

Here’s what I posted to yahoo answers on the 13th:

DODGE THE V!! How about men celebrate “V”-Day as “V”-DODGING Day on the 14th?

Well Valentines day is tomorrow. Oh sorry I mean V-Day:

http://www.vday.org/main.html

Good stuff feminists for turning a day about chivalry into a day about man bashing and lesbian rape scenes in the Vagina Monologues.

Anyway, seeing as modern women commit more violence against men than the reverse and tend to use chivalry to milk men dry (as renaming Valentines day to V-Day illustrates, even though the whole day was about them getting stuff men don’t get and sucked to begin with)…

..how about women have V-Day and men have Vagina Dodging Day aka VD Dodging day, VD Day for short, where we dodge “Vs” and the associated chivalry milking ways, not to mention the VDs that come with overly promiscuous modern “Vs”?

So whilst suckers pay to get told they’re abusers and contract VD from immoral matriarchs..

Smart men will be spending the money girliemen spend on gifts for man haters on a big fat steak and beer at a nice steakhouse with their bros.

Sound good?

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At 1:47 AM, patriarchal phoenix said…

“…like grazing wilderbeast.”

I fell out of my chair in laughter when I got to that part! So True!

Screw Valentine’s Day!

The games on my computer along with the internet are more interesting than most women today.

Hell, my Ancient Greek textbook is more interesting than most women today!

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At 4:09 AM, Scottie said…

Well, it seems like I’m the first one. Anyways, relationships are always give and take. But those women you mentioned are “gimme, gimme”. They shouldn’t belong in a relationship if they don’t give their boyfriends anything for a special occasion. They’re being selfish, man.

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At 4:44 AM, Outcast Superstar said…

Duncan

When I am 30, if I am going to put myself at risk at STD’s it will be with 18-20 year old Latin women in Latin and South American Women not with 30+ year old career women.

Christopher From Oregon has been telling my readers about some very scary STD statistics on my blog.

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At 8:48 AM, Anonymous said…

Heads up, Duncan…

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At 9:53 AM, Iwaya said…

“as they hung around the photocopier like grazing wilderbeast…”

GENIUS!!! Pure genius! you should see how radios pump for Valentines day in Uganda.

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At 1:37 PM, Anonymous said…

She’s 24. She went on to say that 30 was a good age to get married.

14-16 is a very good age for women to get married (depends on the development of her body though).

“Nothing,” one replied, triumphantly, as if loving the fact that her boyfriend got her a diamond necklace (what a twat!) and yet she is under no obligation to give him anything in return.

Nothing is really not much. She will not make a good wife, because a wife needs to give.

But I know a girl who made presents to me and other boys and it was me who did not give her something in return. I think I should give her a present.

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At 2:45 PM, Anonymous said…

Duncan Idaho wrote:

“And just out of interest, I took the time to enquire of a couple of women what they got their boyfriends for Valentines Day.

“Nothing,” one replied, triumphantly, as if loving the fact that her boyfriend got her a diamond necklace (what a twat!) and yet she is under no obligation to give him anything in return.

“Nothing,” the other replied, actually sounding rather disgusted, as if the idea of buying anything for her boyfriend was repulsive and stupid. Well, it’s not as if she loves him or anything I suppose.”

Great post Duncan!!!, yet another prefect example of the “entitlement” complex that most modern Western women have today – thanks to feminism.Also we can thank the feminist dominated media (in particular Hollywood), which brainwashes women into thinking that they “can have it all” ie. the husband that looks like Brad Pitt, and has the bank balance of Bill Gates.

Feminism was never about female “empowerment”, more like male enslavement. Like all we all know, most modern women today see men as nothing more than walking sperm donors and walking ATMs.

Seb
Sydney, Australia

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At 3:15 PM, Katir said…

Lol, grazing wilderbeast. Ahahaha. You rock, Duncan.

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At 6:28 PM, Field Marshall Watkins said…

“Feminism was never about female “empowerment”, more like male enslavement. Like all we all know, most modern women today see men as nothing more than walking sperm donors and walking ATMs.”

Absolutely.

“Smart men will be spending the money girliemen spend on gifts for man haters on a big fat steak and beer at a nice steakhouse with their bros.”

Hehe this is exactly what I did. Only it was a couple of pints of Guinness. Me and a friend were laughing at all the pathetic groups of girls. You could literally taste their desperation. In one group of idiot women, one of the girls bought another one a teddy bear with a heart on it. She started holding the thing to her chest, crying! Fucking immature desperate insecure pea brained self entitled twats.

I would have laughed but my mouth was full of a fat burger with an ice cold pint waiting to chase it down.

Priorities 😉

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At 12:26 AM, arnold ziffel said…

On Valentine’s Day I was at a volunteer gig I do, and I asked one of the women who worked at the agency what she and her boyfriend had planned for the evening. She answered “Nothing. My boyfriend is in Costa Rica drinking cervezas and fishing.” She seemed fine with it. You have to admire a guy who spends Valentine’s Day in a sunny place enjoying himself with his hobby.

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At 1:25 AM, HarpyFree said…

Scottie said:

“Anyways, relationships are always give and take.”

Exactly. You give, she takes.

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At 2:55 PM, Anonymous said…

14-16 is a very good age for women to get married (depends on the development of her body though).

Females are often emotionally mature by that age. Seriously. Far too frequently women act like hysterical, screaming, lying early teenage (or preteen) girls their entire lives.

Marriage (and having children) USED to mature girls into women very fast. Not any more. With our current sick culture marrying females younger would make no difference.

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At 10:40 AM, Candide said…

V-Day brings to the fore of what is wrong with women today. It begs the question every Western man should ask himself:”Sex aside, what assets do Western Women REALLY bring to the relationship table?” I can’t think of any. Anyone DOES have an answer, I’d like to see it.

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At 6:25 PM, mfsob said…

Agreed, Candide – that old line, “Showing up is our gift to you!” is so worn and full of holes caused by all the lies and deceit, it is quite transparent now.

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