Airstrip One’s extortion racket


27 February 2007

Close your door to the mafia tax collectors in the town hall

Our town halls are filled with officials who have lost the concept of public service. Instead, they feel they have the right to demand more money from us, to threaten us about the way we dispose of our rubbish, to spy on our every car journey, and to hector us about the joys of multicultural diversity.

Municipal pen-pushers are fast becoming the shock troops of Big Brother Britain, as was graphically demonstrated by the news that councils may be given authority to tag cars and use the council tax revaluation exercise not only to take more of our cash, but also as a means of acquiring detailed information on every household.

In a dramatic extension of town hall extortion, residents could find themselves having to pay higher taxes because they live in a quiet neighbourhood, are close to local facilities or have made improvements to their properties. Inspectors could be given powers to demand entry into homes to take photographs and demand information from the owners.

How I envy anyone who has already managed to evacuate Britain.

I’d like to see some jumped-up civil servant knock on my door to inspect my humble abode and check to see if I live in a quite neighbourhood, with a view to extorting more cash from me. I’d stripe him/her with a razor and, as they lay bleeding and screaming whilst holding what’s left of their face, I’d politely inform them “This is not a quite neighbourhood by far, as you can see. There are civil servants being slashed with razors in the street! It’s disgraceful! Bring back hanging I say. Etc etc. Good day to you sir/madam.” SLAM!

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 6:32 PM


At 10:59 PM, Anonymous said…

Evacuate Britain?

And just where would you go? Where would you run? Where would you hide?

It is as bad if not worse almost everywhere else in the Western World except America and Australia.

Canada’s canoe is almost half over the waterfall. Britain is nowhere near where we are. You don’t even know social engineering, can’t even fathom diversity.

There’s a movie that captures a lot of what’s going on right now. Forest Whittaker is in it, and he’s da man. It’s the 1990s version of Body Snatchers. Made for TV but on the mark.

Read Animal Farm last week – awesome.


At 11:14 PM, Darrell said…

talking of extortion rackets if you can get to the end of this article without wanting to shoot someone then you’re a better man than me…


At 12:20 AM, Anonymous said…


I managed to complete the article because I am now uncomfortably numb to the madness.

If a non white male gets fired it must be discrimination. I mean, couldn’t be ’cause they’re retards, no sireeee.

But there’ll be some rough justice before this ends, and here’s how it’ll happen:

1. All across the West there are zones where “diversity” is becoming dominant, and the evil white male has died off or run away.

…And guess what? In our absence the special interests feed upon each other like fighting fish in a bowl. They don’t all hold hands and sing “We Are The World.” I’ve heard black and brown guys and chicks comment on this. The Diversity Coalition, my friends, is uneasy and rife with contradiction.

An absence of evil patriarchal oppressors, I mean white males, only means special interests need to find a new “other” to fight – as in Each Other.

2. The growing chorus of single childless women busting their arses in shitty bureaucratic jobs, juiced to the max on pills and such. My tears are those of a crocodile.

Ahhh yes, rough justice will be served. But the worst has yet to come and we’re all gonna pay for it.



At 2:02 AM, Anonymous said…


If you want to run, the USA is the easiest place to run to. Go to Orlando, Florida – to DisneyWorld and simply don’t go home. There are illegals from 56 different nations in this area and you could have a place to live almost immediately.

Basically, all you need is 2500 pounds/5000 US dollars to get started. About 10 of your readers are in this area and would help you out. I could sign off on your visa – claiming you as an employee and getting you a green card which gives you all the rights and benefits of a citizen. You could still retain your UK nationality.

When you are ready to jump, just give us a 60-day notice and do a post where you want to be contacted. I own a corporation and can get you residency here in less than 30 days as my employee. Once you are here, there are a lot of good jobs. You could even work for me if you like.

Besides, living near the beach, watching the bikini girls go by all year round isn’t exactly an exile in Hell.

Just keep it in mind. If you have to leave the UK, just do a post saying “HELP ME!!” and we will send you instructions.


At 10:46 AM, Anonymous said…

darrell, you cant blame home office for that one! compared to any other girl in any other office these two would seem to be pulling their weight. how was home office to know?


At 11:30 AM, Anonymous said…

Yet another gem. I think the following article may explain one reason why there are so many manginas out there?

I think that it is not impossible that something similar is going on with people. What do you think?


At 12:28 PM, FredXblog said…

Good piece Duncan, this needed addressing

Also- I fucking hate what Britain has become

And I can’t stand those bastard councilors who interfere with everything

I DON’T WANT to wait 2 fucking weeks for my bins to get sorted- and I DON’T WANT to pay hundreds of pounds in council fucking tax

If there’s one thing that pisses me off – besides femcunts – its how the council won’t fuck off

Damn them all I say

Damn them all !!


At 5:18 PM, Anonymous said…

The U.S. isn’t any better right now, especially at the rate Dubya is able to circumvent the Constitution all in the name of this phony “war on terror”.

In fact there is a bill being considered right now that would require bloggers with more than 500 readers to register as a lobbyist and report regularly to the government or face prison time.


At 6:13 PM, Anonymous said…

“The U.S. isn’t any better right now, especially at the rate Dubya is able to circumvent the Constitution all in the name of this phony “war on terror”.”

Umm dude what world do you live in? The United States is a lot better off then the U.K. Even though I agree that neither party Democrats or Republicans are doing us any favors. At least we have a Bill of rights that spells out certain freedoms that can’t be easily violated. In the U.K. there is no such document. The people there aren’t CITIZENS with plainly spelled out individual rights. The people in the U.K. are SUBJECTS of the queen and their freedoms depend on what laws their elected officials decide to pass.

I don’t about you but I don’t trust politicians farther then I can throw them. So there is NO FUCKING WAY i’ll trust a slimy politician with the peoples’ god given inalienable rights’.


At 6:42 PM, Anonymous said…

Well, the revolt of Englishmen here in the colonies worked out pretty well for us…how about a second revolution, but this time on the home island? Toss the royals AND the EU socialists?


At 7:47 PM, don_m said…

I agree that America is not far behind, but is this the work of both parties in Congress run by millionaires for millionaires.

Despite that, one would probably be better off.

I’m sure when the crap hits the fan and the whole bloated complex collapses, at least many of us will still have our guns.


At 9:46 PM, Anonymous said…

The US is still in many ways the Wild Wild West. There are a lot of people who aren’t leftist or feminist.

I don’t know how people can compare the US and UK. I’ve lived in both places, and buddy I can tell you, the UK is fucked in the head. That country really is run by the most ignorant pissed off bitches.

England today is the perfect example of a nation where the worst of the worst people are running the show and making rules to make everyone else miserable.


At 2:44 PM, arnold ziffel said…

On a related note, check this article, which I just found (although our British colleagues may have already seen it).

At least the government gave an honest answer, which in the U.S. is not generally done in matters concerning affirmative action (or diversity, as it has been retitled).


At 2:05 AM, Mamonaku187 said…


The United States, so long as you dont marry or have children, isn’t a bad place to hide out.

As other posters have said, the government here has to be a lot more subtle because of our Constitution, Bill o Rights, etc.

But really, there really isn’t anywhere to run.

We have to stand and fight, wherever we may be.

Even Asia is falling to the feminasties.

Hold on and stay strong my brother.

The people of the UK need you.


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