T-shirts; a leading cause of rape


04 April 2007


Asda axe T-shirt in ‘rape’ row

ASDA has withdrawn from sale a T-shirt designed by women after complaints it was offensive to females.

Campaigners said the £4 T-shirt — with the slogan “If at first you don’t succeed, buy her another beer” — was an incitement to rape.

Sounds like an incitement to buying women drinks. Then again, I forgot; if you have consensual sex with a woman who is even just slightly tipsy, then it’s rape.

Only a paranoid nutjob would complain that such T-shirts are going to encourage rape.

And there are plenty of them about.

The supermarket giant apologised after it received “a number of complaints” when Rape Crisis launched a letter-writing campaign on internet chatrooms.

So…it wasn’t really a lot of people just complaining, just a handful of whining ratbags encouraged to do so by a bunch of femhags.

Louise Robertson, of West Dunbartonshire Women’s Aid, welcomed the Asda move last night.

Yeah, I bet you’re delighted, nothing like bulling and nagging people into your fucking way of thinking you humourless fucking twat.

“Asda should make payment to Women’s Aid or a similar organisation.”

Hmmm. And which women’s aid organization would you like them to give money to dear? Let’s see now. Maybe, at a guess, West Dunbartonshire Women’s Aid perhaps?

“Money money money, give give give, I’m offended, give me money.”

Strange how there seems to be no pressure for places to stop selling T-shirts women wear that say shit like Bitch and proud or I have the pussy so I make the rules.

posted by Duncan Idaho @ 5:11 PM


At 9:09 PM, javier said…

She – and those like her – are nothing but hypocrites. If she isn’t, she’d be yelling at clothes designers for making provocative clothing for women (oh, that’s right, it’s WOMEN’S choice to wear nothing but two strands of dental floss and an cm^2 piece of fabric, and men are not supposed to notice in a sexual manner). She should also be boycotting (and asking for money) from strip joints, the movie industry, and anywhere else that hints at “come shag me men”. But, again, those are WOMEN who are participating, so it’s not the same (or, after rereading the story, is it?).


At 9:10 PM, i’m not a feminist but said…

Those women who designed those t-shirts were probably brainwashed by the globally destructive consumerist patriarchy. And more than likely they were just trying to earn a meager living under the very oppressive heteronormative male chauvinist rape-culture by falling in line with the sexualization of women and girls for men’s pleasure!

Do you have any idea what it’s really like for women under this oppression mr eternal bachelor???

Know the facts!

Did you know that one out of every one women will be gang raped repeatedly for at least a third of her life after being the victim of extended periods of domestic violence?

That’s right.

But there’s more…

There’s still an incredibly high percentage of rapes that DON’T GET REPORTED because women can’t remember what happened due to passing out because a ‘date rape’ drug was slipped into one of the four bottles of delicious wine she consumed. Just because she can’t remember a thing doesn’t mean ‘something didn’t happen’ because it most certainly did I can assure you. Something terrible always happens to women. I mean if I was passed out and helpless what man could resist having his sadistic, wicked, brutal and throbbingly hard way with me? (*and* he’d enjoy every second of it too although he’d never admit it)

And it gets worse.

Billions upon billions of women and children are kidnapped every day in broad daylight (while men stand by and do nothing) and sold to human traffiking gangs where they are shipped abroad and sold into sexual slavery in the Satanic underground sex farms the New World Order has been building in secret for years now.

And if you think that’s bad…

The *ultimate* stake that men drive through the collective hearts of our kind, benevolent and nurturing sisterhood is… WE STILL DON’T GET ANY HELP WITH THE DISHES AND IRONING YOU FCUKERS!!!!

Only men can stop this!



At 10:20 PM, k-dog said…

Europe can wait just a few decades, then the banned T-shirts will be the ones saying “Everything I needed to know about Islam I learned on 9/11.” That’s because Islam will have overrun Europe and sharia law will have forced all the fembots into burqas. Wait till you hear their complaints then! Wait—uh, no, you actually won’t then…


At 10:33 PM, Peregrine John said…

Stop, stop, my sides are hurting and tears are streaming! Mercy!


At 11:08 PM, Davout said…


It’s a damn good feminist pickle isn’t it? How to find a way to excuse women who earn money while shamelessly supporting the ‘rape culture’ through their actions? The answer? Why blame the patriarchy, of course! It must be someevilmen that influenced those weewikklegirls into selling those orribleorrible T-Shirts. Obviously these women (or other women for that matter) can’t be expected to make their own decisions IN THE FIRST PLACE so they need men to decide what’s good for them…..just like children need adults to decide what’s good for them.

“Only men can stop this!”

Thank you, Laura, for informing me that I, as man, am all-powerful over you and all other women.
Now I must conclude and go to have sex with my cohort of concubines whom I have summoned through telepathy.


At 11:19 PM, Anonymous said…


Your going to make some lucky guy a fine ex-wife someday.


At 12:34 AM, Brucey said…

Are they gonna axe the bazillions of T-shirts that are offensive to males too? Guess not.

Laura, see a psychiatrist. You need help, immediately. Those facts you pulled from your arse are destroying your few remaining brain cells.

/continues reading the last half of her post

Actually nevermind. It’s too late for you. Don’t bother the busy psychiatrist.

If it is of any consolation,

“I mean if I was passed out and helpless what man could resist having his sadistic, wicked, brutal and throbbingly hard way with me? (*and* he’d enjoy every second of it too although he’d never admit it)”

Don’t worry luv, you’ll be safe. Every man, sane or insane, sober or drunk, would definitely give you a miss.


At 12:50 AM, Anonymous said…

To I am not a feminist:

Well at least “feminist” is becoming a hated word.


At 1:30 AM, Days of Broken Arrows said…

I have to say the post by “I’m Not a Feminist, But” was one of the funniest things I have ever read. Bravo! Great satire.


At 1:53 AM, Egghead said…

Huh. After reading the blog title, I expected that most rape victims would be women wearing T-shirts that proclaimed the wearer either a “Princess” or a “Bitch.” Funny, that.


At 2:02 AM, Egghead said…

BTW, I thought Laura’s “I’m not a feminist but” post was a smashingly good parody of the feminist party line. And then I went to her blog. It seems that she actually believes the steaming pile of bovine excrement that she laid out there.


At 2:33 AM, Anonymous said…

Only men can stop this!

Agreed. It’s usually up to adults to clean up the mess children make. So that’s why men are steering clear of women (e.g., via marriage strike, etc…). Put another way, if men are such the monsters you paint them then you should one should be happy men want nothing to do with you, right?


At 4:10 AM, Pete Patriarch said…

“Asda should make payment to Women’s Aid or a similar organisation.”

The capitalization of Women’s Aid leads me to believe that these nutjobs want the money for themselves, just because they whined about an imaginary slight against women.


At 4:30 AM, Anonymous said…

Dear, dear Laura……If women are THAT brainwashed, I’d be getting poon left and right. Why the hell would any man want to sex up a passed out women is beyond me, unless they’re borderline necrophiliacs. Billions are kidnapped you say, I’m surprised that most countries can still maintain their population.

Only men can stop this? What? Are you admitting to be powerless?

Last time I heard somebody whine, rant, and moan as much as you do they were coming off some pretty nasty junk. Mental help might be in order here, Laura.



At 5:47 AM, Thunderchild said…

Yet no shouting from DV charities about the knife block Angry Harry is campaigning against !


At 7:02 AM, ze german said…

I was writing a reply to that Laura… Until I realized nobody can be such a dumbfuck, and decided it must be a joke.

Sadly, even if it is a joke, there are more than necessary women believing that crap.


At 8:03 AM, MarkyMark said…


Go spout your PC, Feminazi drivel somewhere else! You’re full of shit-end of story. As for responding to your drivel, I’m not going to bother. One, you’re not smart enough to grasp the truth. Two, you couldn’t HANDLE the truth anyway! Therefore, I shall not waste my time telling you the truth. Now, get out of here, you stupid Feminazi!



At 9:28 AM, nevo said…

Bitch & Proud or I have the pussy so I make the rules!!!!!!
Not on your Nelly Mate!!!!!!
I make the money & I make the rules. Like or lump it.

It is strange the feminists do not make a racket about teenagers in catwalks.
It seems, that is not sexual exploitation even when they walk half naked down the walk.




At 4:41 PM, Rob Fedders said…

Laura, “I’m not a feminist but,”

Lol! Thanks for the laugh. And here I thought rabid, drooling, statistic distorting, fear mongering Marxofems were starting to become as rare as the Dodo Birds they resemble…

Thanks for dropping by and screeching some feminist filth.

It reminds me to never quit blogging until feminist leaders start being imprisoned for hate crimes against an identifiable group – and treason.

I appreciate the top-up for my motivation.

Now run along.


At 4:56 PM, Peregrine John said…

Read i’m not’s comment again today… again fell apart laughing!biteme


At 2:58 AM, k-dog said…

Hey, everybody, if you thought the post by “I’m Not a Feminist But” (Laura) was hilarious, wait till you check out this real lawsuit filed in the US. It seems that the plaintiff and Laura are two peas in a pod:



At 4:31 AM, Anonymous said…

Who wants to bet that in 10-15 years from now, Laura – who, according to her blog, is 22 years old – will be the one whining without abandon that there are no more “real men” around (meaning, men with zero self-respect and obvious identity issues who are willing to put up with her thinly veiled, vitriolic misandry, yet somehow manage to maintain the outward appearance of masculinity required for her to be attracted to them in the first place – one conundrum this piece of work never properly considered at any length, I bet) and that it’s therefore “men’s fault” that she’s in her 30s, single, and childless.

As for you, Laura – here’s a piece of advice in the form of a quote:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.


At 7:24 AM, Hmh said…

Another thought: Have you guys heard of ‘sponsoring’? It’s where the girls go into a bar and go hunting for a guy who’s looking to pick up. They’re usually looking for a nice guy (ie someone who’ll let them run riot). This poor sap is the ‘sponsor’ and he’ll be buying her drinks for her, at club prices, all night. She’ll give him five minutes of sweet talk but spend most of the night with her friends, with the sponsor none the wiser or desperate enough to play along. At the end of the night it’s a smile, a wave, so long and thanks for eighty bucks worth of liquor. The girls who do this see NOTHING wrong in doing it, even if they’ve got boyfriends there at the same bar!!

Hence the T-Shirt: the loser’s buying everyone their next round!


At 11:52 AM, Anonymous said…

“one out of every one” women are gang raped?

so every girl on the face of the planet now? and always after domestic violence??

the guy’s who raped you must be legendary! their dicks were so big they smashed your brain as well.

where in the fcuk did you get those “facts”? YOU LOSER!


At 5:13 PM, Tainted said…

To people taking laura seriously, I need to point out it’s satire.

Poe’s law now in effect.


At 2:57 AM, Anonymous said…


You tellin’ me I gotta stop sharpening my shank and put it away?



At 12:20 PM, Tainted said…

Blademonkey –

Oh no, knock yourself out. I find it telling that feminist arguments are so easily mistaken for the real deal when they are overblown like that.

As Poe’s Law states: Without an obvious indication of humor (such as a winkie smiley etc) it is impossible to satirise fundamentalist beliefs, political or religious, without someone mistaking it for the real deal having heard similar or identical arguments being used by genuine fundamentalists.


At 6:08 PM, Faustus said…

I’m afraid this cunt “Laura” is way beyond psychotherapy. She needs to be shot like a stray varmint to be put out of her misery.

Distorted crossed brain cells like these cannot be dealt with any other way.


At 4:28 AM, Anonymous said…


Ah, I got ya boy. Just that this is the first time I heard of Poe’s law.

Other than that, the rhetoric just seems about overblown enough to be a feminist rant.



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