08 May 2007
A mildly amusing incident on Monday.
Whilst taking a short-cut through a park on my way to purchase some beer, I spied a woman sitting on a bench. She was about twenty-five, wearing a tight top and jeans, and was yakking loudly on a mobile phone. She seemed somewhat annoyed at whoever she was talking to, with some dispute as to plans for a night out that evening.
What I immediately noticed was a boy, aged about ten, standing behind her with his hand over his mouth, trying to muffle his giggling. Something about the rear of this woman was causing much mirth. He silently beckoned over a girl, who was a bit younger than him and probably his little sister, who came over and joined him in giggling and pointing at the woman’s rear.
The woman was too busy on the phone to notice the kids, and she continued yapping away. When she ran her free hand through her hair, the children seemed to think she was about to turn around and scurried away, still giggling.
On the return journey about five-minutes later, carrying several cans of lovely beer, I saw the woman was still there sitting on the bench (although the children had gone.) I decided to walk behind the woman to see what the kids were sniggering at.
It turned out to be what I thought they’d been sniggering at; the woman’s jeans were rather low-slung and, sitting there slightly hunched forward, giving an earful to the person on the other end of her phone, a fair portion of her arse was visible, and the top of her thong was riding high; pink, lacy and proud.
The incident rather amused me. The kids had been giggling in a rather derisive manner, which is understandable; here’s a woman – a grown-up – sitting there with her arse hanging out of her jeans and her underwear on display, like it was normal behaviour, like it didn’t in anyway detract from the authority she was trying to display towards whoever she was yelling at on the phone.
posted by Duncan Idaho @ 9:56 PM
At 10:24 PM, Anonymous said…
Sex. The only card women play.
At 1:01 AM, Anonymous said…
I thought the whole point of underwear was to ensure that any chocolate stains that appear are deposited on easy-to-wash underwear rather than hard-to-wash pants. Spending good money on a piece of string to situate between the bum cheeks is hardly practical.
At 2:18 AM, Dan said…
I have a strong feeling that this pig knew EXACTLY what she was doing: trying to lure men her way. The narcissistic traits of some of these entitlement princesses are unbelievable. Very possible that she was on the phone with her bf, and if some guy she likes sits down next to her, she’ll put away the phone, tell him she’s single, available, and she was just talking to her mother! If she doesn’t like the guy approaching her, she’ll say the truth: She has a boyfriend! If she’s not sure what to think of the guy, she’ll tell him some shit like she’s trying to break up with her bf. The man who approaches her is an uneducated mangina! He thinks only with his testicles and allows his reasoning ability to be stepped on by high heels! That type of mangina will spend his paycheck on the ungrateful slag, only to be stepped over for a richer guy.
As far as the kids laughing at her, all I can say is truly gifted is the mind of a child. They could see how stupid she truly looks, not to mention acts, why can’t she? Ah yes, she’s way too into herself?! Can’t see the forest for the trees.
At 7:11 AM, Anonymous said…
Duncan, what is the problem?
She is obviously no marriage material.
At 11:03 AM, Days of Broken Arrows said…
Nice post and timely. You really should post on this related new Wall Street Journal article that seeks to criminalize men who film women who engage in “playful exhibitionism”:
Here is a great blog post on the subject, but I think you could do more:
At 3:03 PM, VoodooJock said…
Be glad it was just her thong. I’ve seen plenty of women who wear low-cut jeans and no panties. The last thing a guy needs to see at 8am is some fat slag with the crack of her ass poking out her jeans.
At 6:06 PM, mikeray said…
Update to Thrill Killing posted last week at this blog.
The girls were jailed for life, with a minimum sentence of 15 years.
At 6:57 PM, Captain Zarmband said…
The funny thing is that these women turn up at the office in a similar state. Men of course are required to wear a suit and tie. Women wear low cut jeans and T shirts that reveal more than is required. Nothing can be said because any criticism is classed as harassment. So much for the patriarchy.
At 8:05 PM, Anonymous said…
JUST seen on the news those two little CUNTS in Australia who killed their friend, remember that from the other day?
15 YEARS JAIL.
15 FUCKING YEARS!
The newsreader (a cunt too) said in an ominous voice “they won’t be free until they are in their 30s” Oooooohhhhh.
Fucking early 30s too.
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous said…
I’ve seen women quite purposefully revealing themselves in this way in Brazil and Thailand.
At 3:16 PM, darkbhudda said…
I like the term Whale Tails to describe them. They’re not as bad as muffin tops. There is a young woman at work who often dresses showing part of her belly, hence the term muffin top. She wonders why the senior staff don’t respect her.
We were in a meeting, and I felt revolted by the sight of her muffin top. It was so inappropriate to dress like that for a meeting. She’s not bad looking, but work is not the place to dress like you’re going out clubbing.
At 7:42 PM, Anonymous said…
I have one for you. You think Thongzilla is bad. Why don’t you try dogzilla women. A friend of mine told me that last weekend he had been avoiding this mid 30’s skank who kept pestering him for a date since she moved into the apartment next to him. She’s pretty much well used up, no kids (thank goodness) never married and seen better days. All that partying and having a cunt that seen more traffic than the BQE took its toll; however, this is where the story gets interesting. The apartment allows for animals and this woman has a dog (unlike cat women) but here is where it gets sick. Last weekend, my friend had decided to stay at his apartment and play his new PS3 (he’s early 30’s but can be mistaken for mid 20’s) The arrangement of the apartments sometimes makes for interesting listening at night. Friday evening this happened and lasted until about 1 or 2 in the morning. My friend had managed to hear what sounded like his neighbor managing to score a man. So he stayed up red bulled it the whole rest of the night and Saturday. He kind of spied to see just who would want this used up skank but nobody else but her and the dog left (the dog is male btw) the apartment. He said it didn’t take a rocket scientist to put this one together. I think we all can read between the lines on this one what she engages in now. If females don’t get there act together they’ll be joining the ranks of the dogzilla women like I mentioned.
At 11:34 PM, tba said…
anon, that dogzilla story was nasty. I was throw up. Never mind women with cats, after that story I am not even gonna shake hands with a woman that has a dog and lives alone. YUCK.
At 8:51 PM, Anonymous said…
tba, the apartment complex that my friend lives in isn’t exactly high class. The tenant that lived in the same apartment before dogzilla moved into was a drug dealer, we think he was arrested since all his belongings ended up being thrown out. My friend routinely listened in on this guy making deals, exchanging drugs for sex from crack whores, etc. He’s told me he’d rather have the drug dealer back than dogzilla. At least the drug dealer didn’t bother him by asking him a million questions and for a date. But yes, be very wary of single females with dogs pitbull size to german sheppard sized. She has a German Sheppard btw, poor dog is all I have to say.
At 10:23 PM, tba said…
good god, some women are just plain pathetic. at least use a dildo. if you’re to the point that you need a dog for pleasure MAYBE IT’S TIME FOR A PERSONALITY OVERALL.
I don’t understand women who are bitches and realize that men aren’t attracted to that kind of personally, yet insist there’s nothing wrong with them. all the more worse if they are ugly. The worse type of woman in the world is a fat ugly whore with a bad attitude. at least the hot chick with an attitude has one redeeming quality about her.
It’s no wonder feminists are often fat and ugly. go on a diet. if u need to go, do a star jones and change your damn personality. BUT FOR GOD’S SAKE, let the damn animals alone (and the middle and hs boys).